now....i seriously contemplate of suing mr.shenbagaraajan sir, mr.palanisamy sir, mr. kirubakaran sir for not teaching chemistry properly during my school days! or for not teaching vedic literatures!! they had deprived me of my chances of winning nobel prize for physics! and chemistry as well! lost the chances of matching madame curie's feat.
last lines of that whatsapp post read, "respecting the culture and tradition of our country is our dharma".
when that culture and tradition involves, " casteist slavery, religious intolerance, superstitious ignorance"! i would simply say, " get lost with your culture and tradition". dont want to use abusive words and THAT MUCH for respecting your culture!
it further adds, "freedom does not mean "live as we please". it means living in a way that our country would like". YOUR country likes me to live like a slave to you. and you say 'others should live as your country likes?! idiot.'
in stead of teaching science, had they taught me vedic literature,my chances of winning nobels would have increased many folds!
now.....with a heavy, saddened and jealous heart, we may recommend the inventor of this following TECHNOLOGY for those coveted prizes. i felt sooooooo stupid for not knowing this admirable technology through science.
now.....with a heavy, saddened and jealous heart, we may recommend the inventor of this following TECHNOLOGY for those coveted prizes. i felt sooooooo stupid for not knowing this admirable technology through science.
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not joking. seriously!
wonder how?!
in fourth pic,
fifth point reads, " If 10 grams of cow-ghee is put in fire (yagnya), 1 ton of oxygen is generated ".
fifth point reads, " If 10 grams of cow-ghee is put in fire (yagnya), 1 ton of oxygen is generated ".
my school teachers used to say, ' all burning reactions are oxidation reactions '. thereby, meaning all that burns, consumes oxygen, generating oxides. whenever burn...reactants combine with oxygen, generating heat and oxidized products.
further my teachers attempted to enlighten us about stoichiometry! mass-balanced equations! law of conservation of mass in reactions! that law says matter can neither be generated, nor destroyed in any reaction!
yet.....here's a reaction that GENERATES MORE OXYGEN! to hell with your scientific laws!
this is really really a revolutionizing inventions, since it GENERATES MORE MATTER that it consumes!!!! hitherto this law of mass conservation was thought to be perfect. but now....it's simply blown away through this technology. it is really amazing and worthy of at least a couple of nobel prizes. it changes the way we see the world around us- a world where till now it was thought matter is neither generated, nor destroyed!
this is really really a revolutionizing inventions, since it GENERATES MORE MATTER that it consumes!!!! hitherto this law of mass conservation was thought to be perfect. but now....it's simply blown away through this technology. it is really amazing and worthy of at least a couple of nobel prizes. it changes the way we see the world around us- a world where till now it was thought matter is neither generated, nor destroyed!
astounding! unbelievable! magnanimous!
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ghee, being fat, is a combination of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and few other elements! i couldnot avoid wondering how it could generate MORE OXYGEN upon burning in yagnya!
a suggestion to NASA, why dont you install facilities in all space-shuttles to do this YAGNYA!?! all cosmonauts and astronauts and taikonauts can generate oxygen to survive in outer space!
even better application of THAT SPECIAL OXYGEN GENERATING TECHNOLOGY could be in lunar or martian atmospheres! your colonizing attempts can be much much much simpler in those extra-terrestrial spaces, where atmosphere, if any, has no oxygen at all.
burn cow-ghee by lighting yagnyas there! and you will populate and fill those atmospheres with oxygen!! hey idiots, it is just thatttttttt simple!
and...yeah! when those astronauts return to earth, you dont have to quarantine them for any alien microorganisms invading earth thro' them. simple solution! smear their entire body with "COW-DUNG!!! it has the power to destroy microbes!" and "cow-urine is the world's best killer of microbes "
yes, i remember you were worried much about the effects micro-gravity may have on those astronauts!? "with medicines made using cow dung and cow urine, stomach-related ailments can be cured.!"
recycled water for your astronauts to drink?! idiots, better than that. "cow-urine is as sacred as ganga-jal" draw benefits from drinking ganga-jal.
install similar facilities in SUBMARINES! and it does not consume any electricity to generate oxygen for the crew to survive underwater, thereby saving a lot of diesel and crammed space in your vessel!
last lines of that whatsapp post read, "respecting the culture and tradition of our country is our dharma".
when that culture and tradition involves, " casteist slavery, religious intolerance, superstitious ignorance"! i would simply say, " get lost with your culture and tradition". dont want to use abusive words and THAT MUCH for respecting your culture!
it further adds, "freedom does not mean "live as we please". it means living in a way that our country would like". YOUR country likes me to live like a slave to you. and you say 'others should live as your country likes?! idiot.'
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