Wednesday, September 4, 2013

BURNING PLATFORM

BURNING PLATFORM-continued….

Mr. CEO (of this century!), in his much famous memo, had not extended the story (more than HE needed) of the man who jumped off the burning platform. But we know. Here it goes….focusing only on what happened to that man (named No-Kia).

              The burning platform, upon which the man found himself, caused the man to shift his behaviour, and take a bold and brave step into an uncertain future. He was able to tell his “lamentable” story.
              “I (No-Kia) jumped off that burning platform. As I plunged deep into the heavy, cold waters with burn injuries, I instantly fainted. I was kept in intensive care for almost 3 years. I was attended by a very talented senior doctor named, STEVE FLOP. In best hopes, his junior doctors said `O.K’ to every treatment he proposed as he demanded internal-collaboration and fast-innovative methods. While fire had taken both my legs, that doctor adopted a BOLD and BRAVE treatment method (?!) and…. in the end, made me lose my eyesight, led to liver damage and kidney failure. And last week I was told that a medicine given for sight restoration had caused liver and kidney damage, further disrupting my brain functions. When the treatment was started, my family was happy as I was alive in my new dress and with my new food habits. But…….now….. Without a kidney and sight, with liver damage and paralysis below neck due to wrong medication, I repent and feel that even death on that platform would have been a much better option than living like a corpse in a hospital. I am ALIVE, but with me, everyone who cares for me also suffers a lot.
              In a line, that BRAVE and BOLD-but WRONG medication-rather than curing- has done more damage than those raging fires on that platform.
Without that treatment, I ONLY NOW know, I would have fared a lotttttt better; I also learnt that for burn injuries, cold water is the best medicine; `those cold waters’-into which I jumped. I was admitted for a minor burn injury, but that treatment made me almost vegetative.”

This he related to me last week. Guys, you know what happened to that injured man on 2nd september?! He’s on life-support now, in another hospital called “microSHIT”.
I know that man No-Kia very well; he was a very strong brave fellow. We worked together for more than 10 years on THAT burnt platform. I found that the platform was poorly maintained and was not spacious for those ever growing business challenges. I wanted to go to another friendlier oil-platform with much more space for growth, expansion. But No-Kia listened only to his boss’s advices and started working on two-different platforms at the same time. That new platform was also equally bad and dangerous, but rich food there made him look physically more fit. I was happy for him then.

But now…. I could not avoid feeling bad for my old colleague in his present condition. I love that man a lot and naturally I wish him speedy recovery. He was quite a good friend of mine for more than 10 years, before I had to move to another platform-named “AND roid” and befriend another man-“SAM sung”, yet I lament for my old friend, No-Kia.

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